William Joseph "Billy" Batson

"I remember teachers back home said it was something about how English was made up of a bunch of different languages so the rules aren't messed up, they work for the language they're from," Billy said. It had really annoyed him at the time because he'd been trying to catch his teachers in some sort of lie, like there was no point in learning the rules.

"Man, I can't believe I totally just repeated something one of my teachers said," he added, making a face.