"Ummm, what should I do with the rest of my life? The answer to that question would be super useful," he said, only sort of kidding. It would totally be nice to know but he didn't expect Alec to have the answer to that question. His friend knew from the moment he was born what he was going to spend his life doing.

"Also maybe how come there's a double-u sound in 'one' but no double-u but a double-u in 'two' but we don't make the sound? That totally bothers me."