"Aw shit, those are actually super cute," Billy said, scowling at the adorable baby bats all snuggled up in blankets. Which was completely unfair because babies of just about any species look adorable, especially when wrapped in color-coded blankets and all that. This was so, so not happening. Where were the super ugly bats kept?

"Did you plan this? Did you know about this and completely manipulate me into making that stupid bed?"